he tries his best
Raised by elves, headed north to find himself, ended up with a bunch of knuckleheads that are currently tearing arse through the Seven Pillared Hall.
Holding the bag of holding
Sarcasm and spells in the face of adversity.
Lightning L’Apple – adopted name, came up with it after being trapped in a small room with his fellow adventures
Uriondir – name given by elvish step-parents